kiss inc. seeking actor for 2.14.09 (sw portland)
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Date: 2009-01-27, 1:17AM PST
kiss inc. is currently hiring for the temporary position of kisser.
job duties include:
behaving in a prompt and professional manner at all times.
serving as one half of a dynamic team working to re-enact first kiss stories from all walks of life.
appearing in film and print publications for kiss inc.
the ideal candidate:
is open to new experiences in a non-traditional workplace environment.
has a flexible schedule {must be available to work february 14, 2009}.
is outgoing and not afraid to contribute input to the project.
is willing to pucker up and get the job done in a timely fashion.
practices good hygiene and is upfront about any potential communicable diseases.
compensation:
$100 for one afternoon of work (february 14, 2009).
being part of a fast-paced, up and coming organization.
get a chance to spread the love.
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oh my... quite disturbing...
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